"Uncle Tom's Cabin" might be the worst song ever written/recorded. On many levels. (Like anybody in Warrant knew about the original "Uncle Tom's Cabin"?)
You make a strong point, Lyman, but everyone knows that Boys of Summer is the worst song ever recorded. Down Boys, on the other hand, rocks me like a hurricane.
You got me on both those points, I must admit. "UTC" might be in its own category of bad; it might be the only documented appearance of a banjo in a metal song.
It came up on the radio earlier last year, while I was riding passenger in a friend's car. I started rocking out and, to my surprise, I remembered most of the words -- and trailed on the rest. I'm not ashamed to own any of those three -- because I liked them at the time -- but the only time I make it known they're in my house is when someone asks, "What's the worst album you own?"