Worst album you still own

For some, it's too hard to say goodbye to yesterday. For others, it's the end of the road.

Thank you, wonderful fans. I'll be here all week. Do me the courtesy of throwing fresh tomatoes, eh?

 

Bell Biv Devoe and Wilson Phillips (on CD), and Bruce Willis' "The Return of Bruno" on tape.

I will now show myself out.

 

I'll take a shot.

Milli Vanilli. Bought it for 50 cents at a friend's family garage sale, simply for the novelty of it. Worth every penny.

 

End of thread.

 

I will now light myself on fire.

 

No way. Capecodder owning Bruce Willis on tape is worse.

As Oz said, at least there's some novelty to owning Milli Vanilli.

Unless he bought The Remix Album, in which case his man card will be ripped to shreds.

 

Outing alert: wicked is Bill Simmons.

 

Thank you (bowing). I will say this--the man does a great version of "Respect Yourself." Pick up a copy here, or give a listen for yourself:

http://www.amazon.com/Return-Bruno-Bruce-Willis/dp/B000002ZB0

 

At the gym, I heard some rap/hip-hop remix of Patrick fucking Swayze's "She's Like the Wind" the other day ....

 

Milli Vanilli's behind the music might be the greatest thing in the history of color television. Only the moon landing was better, and it was shot in black and white.

 

No remix album here, just the original CD. Always great to see people's reactions when they glance through my CD rack and stumble up Milli Vanilli, wondering if I'm the only person who still has that.

 

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

No, not that one.

THIS one.