Worst Job In The World

Serial killers. Yes they do.

 

I know, quote function stuff isn't funny, but the whole road kill (no pun intended) thing had me going.

 

An old high school friend said his dad, who worked on the state road crew, loved that sort of stuff. He was known for throwing dead animals into the wood chipper. He also had a buddy who loved to talk about the scar on his stomach, which was sliced open by some bikers years earlier.

 

Drew Rosenhaus' wing man.