Worst lyric?

To see
To bleed
Cannot be taught
In turn
You're making us
Fucking hostile

 

REO Speedwagon's "I Can't Fight This Feeling" is pretty terrible, especially this line:

It's time to bring this ship into the shore
And throw away the oars, forever

 

Great workout song.

 

Great song.

Awful lyric.

 

From the Ghost of Fenian:

He could throw that speedball by you/ Make you look like a fool, boy.

 

Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas
you know he knows just exactly what the facts is
he ain't gonna let those two escape justice
he makes his living off the people's taxes

 

Oh no, not MacArthur Par. That's classic.. that song's about LSD or something like that..

How about this for your consideration?

"I am," I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair

Gotta love Neil Diamond, singing to the chair. Maybe he was on LSD.

 

This reminds me of my railing against Fergie.

"I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket."

I scream at my radio every time, though now I try to turn it off as soon as I hear one beat so I don't even accidentally hear it.

 

I like that lyric, too.

 

That's better than two-thirds of her stuff though. Far better than "How come every time you come around my London, London Bridge wanna go down."

You could fill 10 pages of a thread with bad Fergie lyrics.

 

Which brings us to:

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

Although that could make the best lyrics, too.

 

I will have you, yes I will have you
I will find a way and I will have you
Like a butterfly, a wild butterfly
I will collect you and capture you


The dreaded 'wild butterfly,' much more dangerous than it's more well known cousin, the domesticated butterfly.