Worst movie ever

I have to find a film a little believable to enjoy it.

Honestly, I liked the cast, Willis, Affleck, Thornton, Buscemi, but the film was fucking terrible.

 

Yeah, it was pretty bad - but the Buscemi character made it at least watcheable....

"while I don't share his enthusiasm, you know me, beam me up....."

 

These two even walked out of the movie version of The Avengers.

 

Well, at least the box made Sarah Jessica Parker look busty.

 

Armageddon might be the worst movie I've ever seen in a theatre. I walked out of The Marrying Man and felt as if I was being held hostage during Malice (I went to the film shortly after I went away to college and had to stick it out b/c I wasn't getting back to campus without my buddies who drove), but I was stuck at Armageddon with my wife and one of our good college friends and it was like 17 hours long. I knew it was going to be horrible about 10 minutes in, during some kind of Liv Tyler monologue. It was so awful it actually made my stomach hurt. The bathroom provided such sweet relief...taking a shit was so much better than watching that pile of shit.

That said, all three of those flicks were multiple Oscar winners compared to............



Should be renamed I KNOW WHO KILLED MY CAREER.

 

Here is another shitball....

 

Light of Day with Michael J. Fox and Joan Jett.

God, that sucked.

 

The only movie I've walked out of was "Howard The Duck." It had to be bad. Who walks out on a young Lea Thompson?

Also, I agree with whomever said they must watch "Striking Distance" whenever it is on cable. That was an impressive cast. And Andre Braugher was in it, pre-"Homicide: Life on the Street."

 

I'd walk out on her just for the crimped hair.

 

I find myself watching it too ... not for Bruce, but for Sarah.

Who was Braugher in that? I'm not placing him ...

 

The future Mrs. Henry and I walked out of "Wild, Wild West," about 20 minutes in.

The theater was full ... and was stone quiet.

I have since watched it to see what I missed. Nothing.

 

I've only walked out of one movie: George of the Jungle. The only reason I went was because my best friend wanted to check it out. We didn't make it through the first 10 minutes.