Worst movie ever

Dude she bought Hope Floats. I'm pretty sure Gigli is an automatic yes with her.

 

Light of Day can't be on this list simply because of this gem.

 

apeman, were you offended?

 

Take your pick

 

Weren't there multiple Problem Child movies?

 

I got paid to watch "Sudden Death." That, "The Net" and "Showgirls," among others.

Ah, the life of a small-town police reporter/municipal government reporter/courts reporter/sports reporter/business reporter/movie reviewer.

 

This one was on AMC last year. Includes some shitty 1970s USC footage fronting as NFL footage.

Apparently, we can add AMC to the long and distinguished list of things that ain't what they used to be:

 

When a movie like this comes out my buddies and I have a saying "everyone has to get paid." Basically it sometimes is purely about the money. Unfotunately for the Rock, the vast majority of his movies are about getting paid. Gridiron Gang was about the only one that I can really think of that doesn't fall into that category.

 

It was horrific. Burt Reynolds makes about a 10-second cameo during a hallucination of Sheriff Bufurd T. Justice.

 

Saw this...




...on TV the other night. Whatever channel it was on budgeted a two-hour slot, and each segment between commercials seemed like it took forever, until I looked at the clock and only six minutes had gone by. I don't mind a bad movie when the movie acknowledges that it's bad, but man, The Skulls aggressively sucked. Although an over-tanned, silver-haired William Petersen looking like King Oompa Loompa, as well as Coach with a pervy mustache, were both nice touches.

 

I would've walked out of Boxing Helena.

Or not.

 

Only movie I ever walked out on was "The Horse Whisperer."

Mrs. Scicluna wanted to see it, and dragged me along. Halfway through, she's falling asleep.

It was nearly three hours of watching Robert Redford try to hook up with Kristen Scott Thomas. You know they're going to get together at the end. You know the bratty kid is going to ride the horse again. So why the heck does it take three hours for it to happen?