Worst movie ever

Flash Gordon was pretty walkable too.

 

And I'd also put Major League 2 up there, but maybe that's just me.

 

Without going through 15 pages, I submit the following nominations;

Major League II
Caddyshack II
Team America: World Police

Fletch II
Boogie Nights (this one hurts, because I love Burt Reynolds, and even a nude Heather Graham couldn't keep me all the way through.)

 

You didn't like Team America? I loved that movie.

Plus it gives me a chance to post one of my favorite quotes:

"Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"

 

Pearl Harbor.

So bad, I was rooting for the Japanese by the end.

 

I'll have to riverside you on Saving Silverman, king. Thought that was a really enjoyable flick.

 

Boogie Nights is one of the best movies ever made.

 

Wow. The movie may have sucked, but that poster is awesome in how it totally portrays the artist's declining mood as it progresses.
Let's break this down.
In the top left there's a cop on fire. They could have done a great early-80s promotional tie-in by having a little bacon-scented scratch and sniff spot there. This part also represents the artist's desire to die in a fire after agreeing to paint the poster for this heap of trash.
Below that, we have a woman (Sally Field) giving what appears to be a golden shower to someone.
Moving counter clockwise, we get to a shark — a fucking SHARK! — about to eat someone. This isn't even supposed to be funny. The artist's urge to kill was simply rising at this point.
Above that, the artist just got totally nutty. Is that Sally Field's evil twin dropkicking a bag of cement? What's that all about? Go see the movie and find out!
Same with the birds. He ripped off "Jaws" at the bottom of the poster, now he's ripping off "The Birds". He had to go see other movies for ideas to finish the poster for this one.
And the exploding milk truck? It's a nice balance to the golden shower.
Buford T. Justice's face is a self-portrait of the artist. Right before he borrowed from another movie, and imitated the bathroom scene from "Full Metal Jacket."

 

I'm not surprised by the nomination of Waterworld but I still contend that the reason that movie is hated is because it had so much hype and cost so much money going in. By no means do I think it's a great flick but I did think it was decent.

With that I submit this as the worst flick of all time:

 

Is this what Glen Close had on Arthur Frobisher?