Worst movie ever

Did you at least make it to the "Sister Christian" scene?

I don't care if Rob Corddry and Lizzy Caplan are in Hot Tub Time Machine. I will not see it because Chevy Chase is in it. Get ready for another round of terrorist attacks America. Chevy sends coded messages to sleeper cells with his annoying eye blinks. He played drums for Steely Dan so he obviously hates music. Is it that much more of a stretch to believe that he also hates America?

 

The Rock.

Your immediate assurance of pastuerized horseshit.

 

'Armageddon'

 

I love dumb movies. I thought "Night at the Roxbury" and "Napoleon Dynamite" was hilarious. But Saving Silverman was one of those alleged comedies I never laughed once. Not even a chuckle.

 

If they're stuck together, that counts as one nacho.

 

What kills me about this movie is that Universal Studio has a ride that stars Dwayne Johnson as a park ranger out to save the day and it pretty much mocks every movie he has ever made.

I guess he and Julie Andrews need some money.

 

For my Comcast cable info on last night's Daily Show, it said the guest was Julie Andrews ['Tooth Fairy']. Oh, is that what she's best known for?

 

I second the nomination of Waterworld.

Another entrant here has to be Ishtar...

 

Scanners? That's an excellent psychological horror movie.

Not sure if this monstrosity has been mentioned yet ...



Goes even beyond the so bad, it's good realm. It was once celebrated, but honestly, I think Quintin Tarantino deserves an ass-whipping for reviving Travolta's career.

 

Surprisingly the Tooth Fairy gets an "Ok, it doesn't suck as much as you think it's going to" review.

http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/article/754187--the-tooth-fairy-rock-in-a-jock-and-a-tutu

The Tooth Fairy, starring Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson as a hockey enforcer who has to do time in a pair of baby blue wings for being a non-believer in the magic of cash for bicuspids, isn't bad. In fact, there's a few laugh-out-loud lines sprinkled like pixie dust in this predictable story.

Not that it goes on my must-see list.

 

You're getting sued just for mentioning that. Plus, it was the highest-grossing movie in downtown Clearwater, FL, history.