Wow. Just Wow.

Best. Post. Ever.

 

I'm the same way with "Ewwwwww," which, I belive is a Friends thing. Can't stand it. Along with other phrases.

 

I'm also not fond of the "I just threw up in my mouth" thing, for what should be obvious reasons. I thought a guy had created that when I kept seeing it in his writing. Then I saw it in the writing of a few other folks. Now everybody says it. It's not that I don't get the premises. I just think using a little creativity might be a good way to separate one writer from another.

 

There have been variations of (insert soda) all over my keyboard.

 

Someone. Needs. To get. A Life.

Whatever.

 

I thought the "Adjective. Noun. Ever." meme came from the Simpsons' metacritic Comic Book Guy, and most derivatives could branch from it. I find it irritating myself, but whatever, it's your thang, do wha'choo gonna do now.

 

Cock.Dian.

 

To me, the Wow. Just Wow. thing is just someone being stunned. Saying 'Wow." then having nothing to follow up with, and adding that that's all they have.

It has never struck me as anything odd. Guess that's just me.

 

I think Cockdian is one of the greatest words ever created, intentionally or not. Charmion, too. And, well, pussy_eaten.

 

Clearly. This is the fault of. James. Tiberius. Kirk.

 

HeinekenMan to the white courtesy phone, please.

 

Flouridated drinking water.
The designated hitter.
Unleaded gas.