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Wow, that hurts

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Unibomber, Sep 4, 2006.

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  1. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    You know what, Cadet, I'm just gonna take your word on that. :-X :-X :-X
     
    BYH, Sep 5, 2006
    #13
  2. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Um...no thanks?

    Butterflied penis is not an entree I'm interested in.
     
    imjustagirl2, Sep 5, 2006
    #14
  3. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    I know, I was just kidding. IJAG, it's enough to turn you off of men entirely...
     
    Cadet, Sep 5, 2006
    #15
  4. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Butterflied Penis: The poor-selling follow-up hit to wedding staple "Butterfly Kisses."

    Edit: Crap on a stick, I spent my 19,000th post on the words "Butterflied penis." Wow.
     
    BYH, Sep 5, 2006
    #16
  5. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    "Butterflied penis
    In the morning air.
    Butterflied penis
    sutures stick in Cadet's hair."
     
    imjustagirl2, Sep 5, 2006
    #17
  6. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    Are you kidding? Do you think I got anywhere near that?
     
    Cadet, Sep 5, 2006
    #18
  7. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    I wrote it in 10 seconds. I didn't say it was realistic.


    Well, except for the butterflied penis part.
     
    imjustagirl2, Sep 5, 2006
    #19
  8. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
     
    Norman Stansfield, Sep 5, 2006
    #20
  9. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    Well, it did rhyme. :)
     
    Cadet, Sep 5, 2006
    #21
  10. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    IJAG, that's just wrong.

    Funny as hell, but just wrong.
     
    Freelance Hack, Sep 5, 2006
    #22
  11. Precious Roy

    Precious Roy Active Member

    Can't top Cadet's, but a friend of mine was playing street hockey, fell and with the metal of his skates sliced his scrotem wide open. I think it was 14 + stitches to get everything back in order.
    The guy didn't play again for a while.
     
    Precious Roy, Sep 5, 2006
    #23
  12. Del_B_Vista

    Del_B_Vista Active Member

    When I covered the team, there was a Saints receiver who had the same thing, but I can't for the life of me remember who it was. Basically, it means the balls get twisted. It can lead to big-time circulatory problems that can be life threatening, I believe.
     
    Del_B_Vista, Sep 5, 2006
    #24
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