WTF is Ford's ad agency thinking?

Ford: We vaguely remember when Quality was Job 1.

 

Ford: Sorry Sweetie, But Until Daddy Gets On His Feet Again, It's Hot Dogs And Tang For You When You Visit My Apartment Every Other Weekend.

 

Ford: Because Daddy touched you in your bathing suit area.

 

Ford: Because Daddy saw Mommy at the Donkey Show.

 

Ford: Because for daddy, the only thing better was being in the middle of a gay sex train in the Diana porn theater in Amsterdam.

 

Ford:

Lullaby
by Stephen Lynch

Hush, little girl
Sweet baby dont cry, tonight
Daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby, tonight
Why cant it all be like it was before?
How can i explain why Mommy's not here anymore?

Cause Daddy likes porno and 10 dollar whores
Daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores
Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus
I think thats why Mommy left us
Mommy left us

Hush, little girl
There is no reason to fret, tonight
Don't mind the smoke, Daddy just wants to forget, tonight
Soon it will all be like it was before
Any minute, she will walk through that front door

But daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer
Then he wants sex that involves Mommy's rear
Daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with pus
i think thats why Mommy left us

Please, dont cry
I swear i'll try
To be here by your side

Right after Daddy gets home from the bar
Visits his bookie
And steals a new car
He'll drive to the strip club
And ifDdaddy plays his cards right
He'll bring home your new Mommy tonight

 

Ford: Because Mommy Figured Out What CCBill Means in the Bank Statement.

 

A detailed review of the Ford commercial: http://www.slate.com/id/2148392/