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WTF is Ford's ad agency thinking?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Inky_Wretch, Aug 13, 2006.

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  1. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Ford: We've got a better idea.

    Ditch the wife and kids and hole up in some crummy apartment drinking beer and viewing porn online.
     
    Ace, Aug 14, 2006
    #85
  2. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Ford: Because your kids call you weekend daddy.
     
    zeke12, Aug 14, 2006
    #86
  3. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Ford: Who's Your Daddy?
     
    dooley_womack1, Aug 14, 2006
    #87
  4. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Ford: Because Daddy Likes Chicks With Dicks
     
    PopeDirkBenedict, Aug 14, 2006
    #88
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Ford: Because Mommy Slept With Denny Crane.



    Denny Crane
     
    dooley_womack1, Aug 14, 2006
    #89
  6. Kaylee

    Kaylee Member

    Ford: With Her, It Was Just Sex. I Still Love You, Honey.
     
    Kaylee, Aug 14, 2006
    #90
  7. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Ford: Because Mommy no longer wakes Daddy up with her mouth.
     
    imjustagirl2, Aug 14, 2006
    #91
  8. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    Ford: Because Daddy taped over his wedding video with something starring his secretary.
     
    Pastor, Aug 14, 2006
    #92
  9. DisembodiedOwlHead

    DisembodiedOwlHead Active Member

    Ford: See Manager for more information about Transgender Discount Month
     
    DisembodiedOwlHead, Aug 14, 2006
    #93
  10. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Ford: Because daddy would rather play online poker than take mommy to the movies.
     
    Inky_Wretch, Aug 14, 2006
    #94
  11. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    Ford: Because when daddy wears the wife-beater, it is aptly named.
     
    Pastor, Aug 14, 2006
    #95
  12. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Ford: Because I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus...the one at the mall
     
    PopeDirkBenedict, Aug 14, 2006
    #96
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