WTF! It's 2:35 a.m., and the guy next door is MOWING HIS LAWN.

Let's see. It's 106 degrees here. Last night, at 10 p.m., it was 97. I think 2:30 a.m. is just about right.

 

if it's that hot, the grass is turning brown. just say no to mow.

 

First, though, you have to say "No, honey, I'm not watering the damn yard today!"

And if she gives you that crap about the yard will die, remind her that even forests make comebacks after fires.

 

I'll take the odd neighbor mowing at a strange time over living in fear that my naked sweaty neighbors will come crashing through the ceiling and land on top of me.

 

Wow. Good image.

 

I lived in a basement apartment during college. Let's just say there was an amorous couple that lived above me, their bedroom over mine. I was put to sleep to night more often than not by the sound of springs.

 

Had this neighbor been invited? And if he was, how did he decline? Sorry, gotta mow my yard that day?