Wynalda tell hime Rome to suck his ****!

North Dakota has high school baseball.

 

What surprises me about rome is that the fucktard doesn't have a broken arm, or shoulder blade. Everytime he gets done with an interview, the asshole spends the next twenty minutes patting himself on the back on what a great interview he just did.

 

I sit corrected.

 

Soccer is an evolutionary step back. Opposable thumbs and a little less body hair is what separates us from the chimps. Plus, the american landscape is so full, there is nooo way soccer will ever be big here. Not between the NFL, the NBA, MLB, Tiger Woods, college football, college basketball, NASCAR... that covers the entire calendar and then some. Will MLS ever be in the same category as those sports... hell no.

Plus, the sport rewards diving, which just sucks in and of itself.

 

Wow. We're all dumber after that one.

 

I'm just waiting for all of this body hair to go away.

 

I use Nair. And yes, I DO wear short shorts.

 

Is it safe to stick that stuff up your nose?

 

Only if you want your boogers to come out at Mach 1.

 

I'm glad I didn't say butt instead of nose.

 

The part about evolution was a stupid joke. The part about soccer never catching on here, that part was somewhat accurate. Apologies to all you Real Salt Lake fans.

 

Oh, now I get it! Hohohoho, Hahahaha! BwaHAHAHAHA ;D