XXX Tabletop Dining

Another winner.

 

There seems to be a couple of missing pieces of information in the story, which could have used some further reporting.

First, just what kind of sex were they having? Just straight old vaginal, or was he was getting a BJ?

Or worse, what if they were assfucking right there on that table in front of God, Country, Ceiling Cat and everyone?

What position? Missionary, doggie style, other, or does it depend on the type of restaurant?

So enquiring minds want to know, which hole(s) was it?

 

No idea, but I hope that was a tourist family from Iowa dining at the next table on the way back from the Magic Kingdom.

 

People sure are acting like total pigs these days.

 

What's the big deal? We see this every saturday night at our local IHOP. Or as we call it "IHump"

 

This Ohio guy tells Florida couple: "You're doing it wrong."

http://www.northwestohio.com/news/story.aspx?id=150083#.UIFLrm_A83h

 

It did not look bruised, but maybe he is, Moddy. I, myself, could not tell that that was a bruise. But the smile/grin still does not help. He's still coming off to me as a cocky M-F.

 

Maybe she cold-cocked him?

 

POGTFO

Don't judge. I bet the table was a 6, at least.

 

I would like to put it in her box
I would like to put it in this fox
I would like to do it in a house
I would like to rip open her blouse
I'd do it to her here or there
I'd do it to her anywhere
I'd hit on a table, curb or ramp
I do much like it, Verse I am

 

Well, I was hoping to see the table but she will do.