Yoda gets his own stamp

Yoda haiku, we need

 

Gas, Papelbon throws.

 

No haiku, does Yoda speak.

Poetry sucks, Yoda thinks.

(Yoda reading Shakespeare, you should imagine).

 

Suck, 5-7-11 does.

 

Weep, IJAG does.

 

Cry, IJAG should not.

 

Scares IJAG, Zeke's avatar does.

Blue Moon, IJAG needs.

 

Beer, IJAG shall have.

First, answer a question, she must.

Put fruit in your beer, you do?

 

On the beer, it depends.

in Blue Moon, I prefer it.

 

To Mouth, Ass.

 

Ruin this thread with nasty sex talk, do not.

SC's wrath, you will face.

 

Headbutt your crotch, SC will.

About the same level, they likely are.