Your 2007 SJ.com award winners

I got hosed.

 

I didn't spend enough time campaigning in Iowa.

 

In the spirit of the Iowa caucuses, we're going to declare our tie with Slappy a victory for all and move on to New Hampshire.

Congrats, slap, and see you at the runoff!

 

Wow.

Before I thank everyone, I need to give a shout out to JC. What's up, bro?

I am honored. Thanks for letting me be part of the gang.

 

That's what happens when you get left in Jack Woltz's bed.

 

You're better off sharing the bucket.

 

Thanks, everyone. You are good people.

I am afraid I won't be able to attend the awards banquet. I am shampooing my hair that evening.

Please forward the goody bag ASAP. I could really use the Water-Pik and the free Lazer Hair Removal coupon.

Best wishes and Merry 2008.

 

This is BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT I say!!!

You people are keeping me from moving on to a major metro and I work just as hard as everyone on that list ... shit, I work harder than 'beetus.

In related news, BBAM's SportsJournalists.com Poster of the Year is ... Big Buckin' agate_monkey.

 

That's the spirit!

 

BYH is a poser, and a bitch.

And no, I'm not bitter that he's now the ONLY PERSON to have made all-sj first team every year it has been handed out.

Not at all.

 

My sincere congratulations to all our winners. I heap praise on you all. Especially Double Down, the right poster for the right job at the right time.

 

Fanboy looser feuds don't count.

We should try something else. Something important like Ginger vs. Mary Ann. Or Memphis barbecue vs. Texas BBQ. And videos, we need YouTube vids for the killer stylo.