Your A #1 Top Disney World Tip

Pray to your chosen deity that It's A Small World doesn't break down with you in the middle of the ride.

Worst. Half Hour. Of. My. Life.

 

I can't stand the ride itself. Can't imagine what listening to that song for extended periods will do to a person.

 

They'd turn into Donald Duck (crossthread)

 

I have vision now of Luggie being chased across the Magic Kingdom by Donald Duck ...

 

Be sure to take the kids on the fresh orange slide. Lots of clean fun.

 

With little ones, avoid Epcot. Too spaced out and just not a lot of fun for kids that age.

If you get a chance, ride the Aerosmith roller coaster at Hollywood Studios and watch the Indiana Jones stunt show. Awesome stuff.

 

Just imagine "show us your tits" in Donald Duck's voice.

 

Haven't taken the Disney cruise, but I've talked to several who have and they say if you go on a Disney cruise, you'll be spoiled for life. The attention to detail that you see in the parks carries over to the cruise and it's even more personal, as they have you for 3-7 nights. The restaurants are supposedly all really good and the shows are reportedly just shy of Broadway quality.

We're taking another trip to WDW in 2012 and we're currently deciding between another trip to the parks or a cruise. I want the cruise, but we'll see if I can convince my wife.

 

Plus there's a dead guy in the water. [/Tragically unfinished SJ Novel]

 

Man, I knew you were Catholic, but this is ridiculous.

 

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