Your Chance to Join NIAFL Football: The Essay Contest

IJAG did save a space for me and Lynn Dickey Forever will be dropping bombs on that league's collective asses.

So I have no grief that needs to be stricken, I have no desire for acceptance.

Under no circumstance is the NIAFL my safe emotional harbor, but should I enter the fold, it just might be your Pearl Harbor.

 

How long has Bubbler's sig been that quote from his daughter? Goddamn, that makes me teary-eyed, and I'm a rival in this whoel shebangabang.

I beg you, NIAFL members, don't be distracted by his blatant pleas to your emotional side!

Vote R. Classico Deep! (Ahem Headbutt.)

 

I didn't want it to come to this point, but I think something has to be said.

The NIAFL is a sausage fest.

The ownership contains only one female, and even then she's just a part owner.

This league needs its ladies. And you are going to deprive them of that because they have breasts? Exquisite breasts?

If you want to try and stop me, bring it on. Because I am good at three things: fighting, screwing, and playing fantasy football. I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be?

If you need me, I'll be doing a mock draft.

 

Pearl Harbor is no excuse for saganaki.  We must never rejoice in the tragedy of others.

 

Screwing? [/edharkin]

 

We've already got hokie, dooley and ChrisL. And my team is called the Blue Footed Boobies. How many additional boobs do we need?

 

Any chick who uses the term "sausage fest" and can quote Anchorman is okay in my book.

So many qualified candidates. Who will win?

 

Bubbler's got to be in.

he has big cock, like horse...

 

Bob Dylan once wrote "the times, they are a-changin' ".
The NIAFL had never heard that song.

 

I will punch carrie right in the ovaries. Straight shot.