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Your Chance to Join NIAFL Football: The Essay Contest

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 21, Jul 31, 2006.

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  1. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Without pictures, that story is not only useless, it is taunting and insulting.
     
    PopeDirkBenedict, Aug 1, 2006
    #157
  2. fmrsped

    fmrsped Active Member

    You, not I, look like a blueberry.
     
    fmrsped, Aug 1, 2006
    #158
  3. carrie

    carrie Active Member

    Oh, and I feel it's only fair to point out to the league that candidate Ragu has an entire room dedicated to My Little Pony and Strawberry Shortcake.

    And he insists on brushing his hair 200 times before he goes to bed while humming "I Feel Pretty".

    Just thought you might want to know ...

    And I already had plans to name my team the "Pathetitards". My word, my team.
     
    carrie, Aug 1, 2006
    #159
  4. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    I will take 21's mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again unless I get in the NIAFL.
     
    PopeDirkBenedict, Aug 1, 2006
    #160
  5. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    I'm not even in the league and you've got my vote.
     
    PCLoadLetter, Aug 1, 2006
    #161
  6. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!
     
    Chi City 81, Aug 1, 2006
    #162
  7. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Yeah, but are your breasts better than Carrie's?
     
    The Big Ragu, Aug 1, 2006
    #163
  8. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    long live the Rack-Loaded Pathetitards!

    Carrie for NIAFL!
     
    zeke12, Aug 1, 2006
    #164
  9. fmrsped

    fmrsped Active Member

    You sunuvabitch.

    You're still mad about Jacque Jones, aren't you? ;D
     
    fmrsped, Aug 1, 2006
    #165
  10. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    But are Carrie's breasts better than mine? It is imperative to remember that this is a group of sportswriters, a profession known to have more than a few obese members. I have a pair of perky B cups myself.
     
    PopeDirkBenedict, Aug 1, 2006
    #166
  11. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Beware of the breast talk, Carrie. You better hope Flash doesn't catch wind of this thread.

    Ole Racky McRackstein has been known to flash those bad boys on occasion.
     
    Bubbler, Aug 1, 2006
    #167
  12. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    So you are admitting intimate knowledge of my home? I don't remember you specifically, Carrie (I forget the unmemorable ones quickly), but just because I kicked you out immediately afterward, is no reason to go around making up lies about my home and trying to slander my good name. You're best off sticking to your little female fantasy world, a la, Sex In the City, and leaving the fantasy sports world to someone who is more at home in it, such as me.
     
    The Big Ragu, Aug 1, 2006
    #168
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