Your Chance to Join NIAFL Football: The Essay Contest

How the fuck could carrie and Ragu possibly be productive members of this league?

Hey, gals, WE CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!!

 

So did you keep the towel? Is it weird to give back a used towel? I guess if it was a hotel towel, you just toss it...although depending on the hotel, it might have been a better towel than you had at home, no disrespect to your towels, of course.

Please get back to us on this.

 

Ha ha, he called Ragu a girl!

 

Then God bless you, sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

 

Meh. Jones has called him a lot worse.

 

At the risk of offending the Doc, I don't think the league needs another aging power forward. What it needs is a young rising star ready to take it to the next level.

What it needs is a little Deep.

 

No offense taken. Grant was a top-10 PF when he was with the Bulls.

 

Great - now Ricky Deep is channeling Pho-Real.

Maybe the NIAFL doesn't need LeBron.

 

I never called them tits, by the way. I called them exquiste breasts. Maybe I should start a poll: "Carrie's breasts: great breasts or greatest breasts?"

 

Whoa. I think I'll let these two numbskulls cancel each other out. Between identity crises and typing in 1-point font, it seems as though they're having trouble.