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Your Chance to Join NIAFL Football: The Essay Contest

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 21, Jul 31, 2006.

  1. carrie

    carrie Active Member

    Actually, it's 4 point.
    And the Moddys frown on chat room threads, so we're just having our own little argument right here.

    Pay it no mind. You're just mad you're not involved.
     
  2. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    This post is useless without ... dammit! I can't say it!
     
  3. carrie

    carrie Active Member

    I'll leave the delegation with this last thought:

    Fantasy football is an artform.

    It's not enough to have the entire Colts offense, because they will always let you down when your team is in the playoffs and they're all resting for the remainder of the season. You have to have more than that.

    Some of my fellow candidates will tell you I'm not suited for this position. They might tell you that, as a woman, I have no place. They may tell you I'm better off looking at shoes.

    They might even remind you of the time in 2000 that I drafted Patrick Jeffers with my fifth overall pick when he was already out for the season. Some might see that as stupid. Some might see that as not being prepared.

    Me? I saw it as a challenge. I saw it as "going deeper". And I never back down from a challenge.

    Thank you, and God Bless America.
     
  4. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Serious question... Didn't you once explain to me that you are a cold, calculating bitch, and as such, no one should ever believe a word you say?
     
  5. dreunc1542

    dreunc1542 Active Member

    Fuck you (Ricky Deep), fuck you (carrie), your cool (all those already in the league), fuck you (the Big Ragu) and I'm out.
     
  6. fmrsped

    fmrsped Active Member

    Turn around and ask me for a heifer with cheese! Why you gotta make me feel inferior because I'm on the grill, yo? (Solid work, sir.)
     
  7. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    OK, I vote Ragu and dreunc out because of improper use of your and yours.

    Thanks.
     
  8. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    You don't have a vote, sugar tits [/mel gibson]
     
  9. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    Boy, that's a shock.
     
  10. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    After reading all this, please consider this my withdrawl from consideration. If being a winner means out-retarding this bunch of fucking morons, then I'll thank God I'm a loser.
     
  11. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    I'd just like it better if people posted in font I could fucking read sometime. ;)
     
  12. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Here you go, headbutt.

     
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