Your Chance to Join NIAFL Football: The Essay Contest

Actually, it's 4 point.
And the Moddys frown on chat room threads, so we're just having our own little argument right here.

Pay it no mind. You're just mad you're not involved.

 

This post is useless without ... dammit! I can't say it!

 

I'll leave the delegation with this last thought:

Fantasy football is an artform.

It's not enough to have the entire Colts offense, because they will always let you down when your team is in the playoffs and they're all resting for the remainder of the season. You have to have more than that.

Some of my fellow candidates will tell you I'm not suited for this position. They might tell you that, as a woman, I have no place. They may tell you I'm better off looking at shoes.

They might even remind you of the time in 2000 that I drafted Patrick Jeffers with my fifth overall pick when he was already out for the season. Some might see that as stupid. Some might see that as not being prepared.

Me? I saw it as a challenge. I saw it as "going deeper". And I never back down from a challenge.

Thank you, and God Bless America.

 

Fuck you (Ricky Deep), fuck you (carrie), your cool (all those already in the league), fuck you (the Big Ragu) and I'm out.

 

Turn around and ask me for a heifer with cheese! Why you gotta make me feel inferior because I'm on the grill, yo? (Solid work, sir.)

 

OK, I vote Ragu and dreunc out because of improper use of your and yours.

Thanks.

 

Boy, that's a shock.

 

After reading all this, please consider this my withdrawl from consideration. If being a winner means out-retarding this bunch of fucking morons, then I'll thank God I'm a loser.

 

Here you go, headbutt.