Your Chance to Join NIAFL Football: The Essay Contest

Probably something healthy, although you should have had a pair of frosted strawberry pop-tarts, like I did. Scrumptious.

 

I want you nuked because I'm guessing I won't get this spot, and if you're gone, another spot might open.

 

Good answer. A good, non-idiot answer. Just the type of work we're looking for.

 

Since it's not part of the real quiz, I had a Chocolate Chip Peanut Crunch Clif bar and a cranberry juice drink mix thingy. Plus 40 oz of water while on my bike.

I asked because I was wondering if the farts smelled as bad to you two as they do to me.

 

when league was conceived 4 years ago we had you in mind specifically- you were the poster child for who we did not want.

 

Chocolate Chip Peanut Crunch Clif bar and a cranberry juice drink mix thingy. Plus 40 oz of water while on my bike.

Because I want your bike.

 

Sorry, bubbler. My bike saddle doesn't come off. You wouldn't enjoy it much.

 

1. Which high school did I attend? A River Runs Through It High.
2. Which college football team do I want to see finish 0-12 every season? The Vandals.
3. In which Uma Thurman movie does Uma Thurman's character most resemble Uma Thurman's SportsJournalists.com alter ego? Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Uma Thurman But Were Too Afraid To Ask. Or, How I Fucked Uma Thurman.
4. What are the names of my children? No. 1 Ducks and No. 2 Ducks.
5. Which Idahoan has made the most impact on the world? You, for creating SportsJournalists.com.
6. Which Idahoan is the state's best ever athlete? Dan O'Brien.
7. Which SportsJournalists.com personality would I most like to see nuked? None because you have love in your heart.
8. Which SportsJournalists.com personality would most like to see me nuked? Nuked or naked?
9. What specific field of medicine does Doc Idaho practice? A-T-M.
10. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? And how hard is his nutslap when he can't chuck wood in less than 10 seconds? A cord, which reminds me of Tina and Cord. Tina was always making the Cord the cowboy crazy.

 

I would have voted for anyone who answered, 'Dr Idaho.'

 

Mmmmmm. Doc Idaho.

 

1. Which high school did I attend? Bear Lake
2. Which college football team do I want to see finish 0-12 every season? Brigham Young
3. In which Uma Thurman movie does Uma Thurman's character most resemble Uma Thurman's SportsJournalists.com alter ego? Beautiful Girls
4. What are the names of my children? Not sure
5. Which Idahoan has made the most impact on the world? Philo T. Farnsworth
6. Which Idahoan is the state's best ever athlete? Harmon Killebrew
7. Which SportsJournalists.com personality would I most like to see nuked? DyePack
8. Which SportsJournalists.com personality would most like to see me nuked? DyePack
9. What specific field of medicine does Doc Idaho practice? Family Practice with extra training in OB
10. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? And how hard is his nutslap when he can't chuck wood in less than 10 seconds? I was never good at math

 

mmmmmmmmmm, Doc Idaho.