Your Chance to Join NIAFL Football: The Essay Contest

Just vote me in. The last time anything good happened to me, I had just finished an 11-mile walk-a-thon, and at the BBQ afterward I won a raffle -- and a game of Stratego. That was 1985.

 

I coulda swore I saw a monikor named imjustabitch.

 

You did. I don't know which Moderator deleted it, because I don't know who's online. but two posts are gone, one by her and one by Ricky Deep.

 

Just as I find it fascinating you can be so full of yourself.

Unless it's another of your Carrot Top-esque attempts at humor.

 

So does this mean I'm out because no one knows me and I wrote Night Ranger's hit song incorrectly in a hungover haze? :'(

 

The vote hasn't been taken, yet.

I know you, though. You're Rick James.

 

Hey, you curried some favor with me just MENTIONING Night Ranger.

This thread has turned out just about exactly as I hoped and believed it would.

 

The contest will conclude today at 2 pm est. At that time, the membership will have a chocolate cream pie eating contest, and whoever has the cleanest shirt at the end gets to pick the next member.

(I always win...key is to take off the shirt first).

Any additional comments or supportive arguments are welcome.

Also, please be advised that the winner will be playing alongside The Spent Jism of Satan. You may use your imagination to determine whose team that might be.

Again, thank you all for playing, and good luck.

 

Well, one of the goals was to see who was NOT an idiot. And -- in our self-important, self-indulgent ways -- we might chuckle during the process.

 

So in other words, the contest will conclude today at 3 p.m. EDT. C'est vrai?

 

Actually, no...we are all meeting at 2 for an est seminar with the great Werner Erhard--he is helping us to redefine our universe and find the beacon of understanding that will lead us to our new member.