Your Chance to Join NIAFL Football: The Essay Contest

Except for me, I can't listen to "Sister Christian" without thinking about "Boogie Nights" anymore. I'm sure I'm probably not the only one, either.

 

My last comments to this matter go as follows:

As you'll notice on the first page of this thread and throughout, I've been glued. I was the first to answer Idaho's quiz, and I was the first to posit an actual essay/example of my work in previous fantasy leagues.

From the start, I've been certain I'd show dedication to the league and winning its empty spot.

Vote Ricky Deep, members: You won't be disappointed.

Thank you.

 

Looking forward to someone here pitching a fit like a 3-year-old who dropped his oatmeal cookie in the toilet bowl when they don't make the cut for the cool kids' league.

 

Who's the leader in the clubhouse on this?

 

It's a tie between SauronPonies, LJB and hockeybeat.

 

And we know that you are not in that group.

 

Yeah, Idaho, playing in a league with someone like you is enough to make me have to go change my shorts. Please, I'm not worthy.

 

If you say so, who am I to disagree?

 

Arrow to the mid thorax. I'm shot.

Don't go making me cry today, spudwhacker. It's too hot.

 

I humbly apologize if agreeing with you hurt our feelings. It shan't be too difficult for you to find someone on this thread to commiserate with. Perhaps boycotting Freedom Fries or hash browns will sooth your wounds.
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