Your Chance to Join NIAFL Football: The Essay Contest

Isn't that the type of dirty, rotten, under-handed tactic this contest requires? I thought a complete lack of morals was a selling point, not a detriment.

 

Good point. Alright, you're back on the island. Just don't go posting any pictures of ChrisL's tits.

 

That's a little steep for you, Bubbler. I could pay the NIAFL that, though -- I can recover it from the winnings I get from taking the NIAFL this season. 

 

They're at the site, DickInSheep.

The best ones are going to stay under wraps until the project is finished.

 

As long as you don't trade them in for a thong, wear whatever you want.

 

I know I missed the deadline - and for that I apologize.

However, I just want everyone to know that, if chosen to become a member of the NIAFL, I'd like to offer my wedding reception next year as host site for the draft.

There will be a full, open bar. For six hours.

Just think about it.

CB

 

no cash bribes needed. alcohol doesn't work either.

 

You can give Idaho's share of the booty to me.

 

No. I like booty, though not the same way boots likes booty. But I guess if Carries offering that, I'd decline just the same -- no offense to Carrie or her booty.

 

If that's what Carrie offers pal, then I'll gladly pinch hit for you.

 

The fact that a portion of the league apparently wants to hit Carrie, Boots-style, could certainly thin the field by one candidate.