your fantasy team name

Damn you, Oz!

My football team's name for this year is, in fact, Bad Newz Dog-sitting Company.

We even have a motto: "Your dog is in for some Bad Newz."

 

What a babe.

 

How could you NOT use Kicking Mules, Curious Georges or Gilligans? Damn, you're losing your fastball...

 

I have used Cleveland Steamers in the past.
My current football team is Mike Vick's Kennel Club.
One of my baseball teams is Sweatpants Erections.

 

I just created a couple of Yahoo! leagues for football and one of them is a pick 'em league where we pick every game against the spread. The name of the league? Tim Donaghy's Clubhouse.

BTW -- anyone interested in joining a "strictly for fun, family friendly " pick 'em pool or survivor league, drop me a PM and I'll send you the info.

 

Baseball: Tampico Stogies...from one of HBO's first attempts at making movies.

 

My brother-in-law's baseball team is named the Cleveland Steamers. I used to work at a nursing home, and the kitchen had a steamer, which was made by Cleveland. No one there got the joke.

 

In keeper baseball league, my team is Howard's Johnson. I have Ryan Howard

In anticipation of a bad football team, its The PUP Squad

 

Current Fantasy Baseball name is Intrascrotal Hematoma the medical diagnosis when micheal barrett took a ball in the dirt in the junk....just awful.

 

As always: Mama's Good Gravy

And whoever had Little Lopezers...that's funny stuff. Perhaps I should think about naming one of my teams The Motherf@#cking Diaz Brothers

 

I go with Drive-Bys in all cases.