Your favorite movie throwaway lines/scenes

She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig.

 

What are you ... from Norland?

 

Bratwurst and shillelaghs ... paging Dr. Freud.

 

She'd say "Harlan Pepper, you stop naming nuts.'

 

From Fletch:
"Using the whole fist, doc?"

 

From "Point Break," after the first bust goes horribly awry:

Dietz (undercover DEA agent): I've been working on these fuckers for three months. THREE MONTHS! You think I like my hair like this? My wife wants me to sleep at Ramada. I finally got these guys wantin' to play Wheel of Fortune and tell me who their supplier is and you two cowboys show up. Batman and Robin, huh?
Pappas: Nice tattoo, Dietz.
Dietz: Oh, you like that, Pappas? FUCK YOU!

 

Farmer Ted knocks down the giant beer can pyramid and leaves his friends to deal with it.

Farmer Ted: Very nice. We're here five minutes... I'm at a loss.

Bryce: Real smooth, Cliff."

 

If anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am not drinking any fucking Merlot!!!

 

Another one from Rocky II: When they buy the house, number 2313


"You know, these numbers almost add up to nine, I like that."

 

At the end of Along Came Polly, when they see Claude on the beach:

"How's it going?"

"To tell you the truth, it is a bit tough noogies for me."

 

Big Trouble in Little China:

Gracie Law: I'd go with you but ...
Jack Burton: I know, there's a problem with your face.

 

Blazing Saddles:

I didn't know your grandmother was Dutch!