Your life list, non-sportswriting version

• Continued to kick ass
• Was as bad as I knew I can be
• Really put it out there, and by it I mean Mystery's mojo
• Gave it as good as I got it, was all that and more and lost my shyness, vis a vis the rocket in my pocket
• Worked my voodoo on the lady fans, took a thorn out of some cat’s paw and built a shrine to my own bad ass
• Gave the demons what for, spared the rod and spoiled the face, and continued to kick ass
• Showed the bad men what it's all about, released a dove from a ghetto rooftop and cradled a newborn baby in the ruins of a church
• Stuck it to all the suckas
• Showed the man that I meant business
• Took a computer class

 

Maine, Florida, Alaska and Hawaii. And I intend to see all of them before I turn 40, dammit!

 

That is cool.

I'm up to 35 or 36.

 

I'm at 19.

 

Maine is a FANTASTIC state. Stop in Kennebunk/port. My former hometown!

 

I've been to ... 21, though a lot of them have been drive-throughs. As for overnight stays or longer, more like eight.

 

I consider an "official" state being-to as spending at least one dollar there. i've spent at least one dollar in 30 of those 35 or 36 states.

 

I've never been west of Oklahoma City, but I did have a short phone conversation with the late Donnie Moore when I was a kid in Arkansas and he was in the same Chicago bar as my dad.

 

Yes, but how many have you had sex in?

 

By that standard ... 19 and the D of C.

 

Now that, quite honestly, is the most impressive thing I've seen on this list. Did you hold em down?

 

Cadet: I'm a virgin.

IU90: Yes, and I could've eaten more. You should see what I used to do to bags of Oreos.