Your most expensive moment

I just read two pages. And, it hit me.
You guys are all really young.

 

Well, buck, I've never paid for anything in Vegas. Always comped or won enough to cover. But Damn, that's a lot for drinks anywhere.

 

Or, you're really old.

 

Right now I feel that way. But, I'm really not!!!

 

Yeah, I remember the feeling.

Oh, recently I paid $8.25 for a Seven & Seven at a local steakhouse. Needless to say it was the only one I drank.

 

Did that back in May. No shaky handwriting because this is the third one I've paid cash for (first over $25K, though), but still a deep breath or two.

But dayamn, doesn't it feel good when they start to ask about financing and you say, "gee - I was just planning on writing a check." I wish all you young'uns that same feeling someday.

 

A Seven and Seven? Did you take your date home and fuck her on her plastic-covered couch? Damn, you're old.

 

:-*

 

Hey, don't knock the plastic-covered couch. You pour some baby oil on that and it's like the Playboy Grotto, minus Fred Durst masturbating in the corner.

 

I once unwittingly paid $12 for a Long Island Iced Tea - which is even more than what I paid for a Hurricane in New Orleans. I ordered the tea in South Carolina when it was against the law for bars to use anything but mini-bottles, so I ended up paying for all the bottles of liquor they stuck in that thing.

Got a nice buzz but it's the reason I only order beer when I go out now.

 

Shit, I've paid $9 for a domestic bottle of beer.

Those strip clubs just gouge these days.

 

Within a one-night, not-necessary, non-bill-paying way...

No. 1 — I was drunk. In a casino. In Puerto Rico. (Bad times when I saw the credit card bill)
No. 2 — Picking up the bill for dinner and drinks at The Precinct in Cincinnati as a a college student. (Good times when we got to the apartment) (Bad times when I saw the credit card bill)