Your "Things-to-do-Before-I-Die" List

Get married again, with better results
Have kids
Travel Hemingway's route through Paris and Spain
Go to London
Go to a Yankees World Series game in New York
Go on a driving tour of the West, with no time restrictions - just seeing all the cool sites

 

Just one modest thing:
Meet Jennifer Aniston and be witty enough to make her fall deeply, madly and irreversibly in love with me, then marry her (but get her to quit smoking first!).

 

Go to WrestleMania
Take a cruise
Fuck Kelly Clarkson
Visit Scotland
Buy a 67 Chevy Impala
Learn to play the piano or guitar
Write a book

 

Find a long-term gig
Put down roots
Be happy






Oh, and what Flash said would be nice.

 

I have done all of these things except one..........and I have no desire to go to WrestleMania.

[insertwinkingsmileyhere]

 

shoot my publisher.

everything else would just be gravy.

 

if that's in order, i feel bad for you.

 

* See a tornado
* Stand in the eye of a hurricane
* See the Chiefs win the Super Bowl
* Become a grandfather
* Visit Niagra Falls
* Travel Canada by train

 

*be happy
*be a great dad
*go to space
*fuck alyssa milano (if, for some reason, i'm no longer married to my wife, who i'd never cheat on)

 

Been there twice, including for my honeymoon. Buffalo is a pretty cheap flight from Kansas City, and then it's an easy drive. Niagara Falls is a great, great place. I could stare at the falls for hours. Nice casino too.

 

I said "Things to do before you die," not "things to do after hell freezes over."

 

Road trip cross country.
Go back to Thailand.
Rebuild a '62 Corvette convertible or a '68 Mustang Shelby GT500.
Write a screenplay and get it made into a film.
Sky dive.
Find someone who can put up with my ass for more than three months.
Become a father.
Buy a home.
Take batting practice at Yankee Stadium.
Achieve world domination.