Your unpopular opinions and creepy admissions

I'm not a fan of smartphones, texting, Facebook and Twitter.

 

Quarterbacks can and should be judged by how much their teams win.

 

Kanye West is a genius.

He's a crazy fucking whackadoodle, but he's a genius.

 

Oh you motherfucker. May Deshaun Watson lose all use of his throwing arm for the next month.

 

New Year's Eve, Cinco De May, Halloween and St. Patrick's Day all suck. I'd rather stay home.

Bowties are for assholes trying to get attention.

 

I don't know if I'd go so far as to call a fella an #sshole, but wearing a bowtie does come across as a sad and pathetic need for attention.

 

I thought that The Usual Suspects was an awful movie and the ending was something that an 8th grader would come up with.

I never laughed at Friends, which I found to be painfully overacted.

 

This is not an unpopular opinion. It's called being an adult.

 

I read "Catcher in the Rye" in high school and it bored me. I recently found it again and I'm halfway through with it, and I still don't see what the appeal is. So Holden calls a bunch of people "phonies." Big frickin' whoop.

The same with "Rebel Without a Cause." My high school teacher said it was a major film about rebellion. All I saw was James Dean acting and sounding like a wuss.

 

Citizen Kane blows.

In fact, 99 percent of movies made before 1970 are terrible.

 

I don't think Jack Nicholson is a good actor. I think he basically plays himself in every role. That's not to say he's not entertaining, but that's not the same as acting.

I don't think Gisele Bundchen has a pretty face and never understood why she was the highest paid model in the world.

I think the Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao is the most overrated novel of the last 25 years. Dude admitted he had writer's block and couldn't think of a good idea for a novel, so he took a short story he had already written -- and which had appeared in the New Yorker -- and just built it out by adding characters and their back stories. The damn thing is a hot sprawling mess, but it won like every damn award imaginable. It sucks.

EDIT: Oh, and tattoos on women look awful.

 

Nearly everyone whose HOF worthiness is debated belongs in the Hall of Fame.