Your worst/funniest moving story...

Lest I spawn a Bootsian t'jack, it was innocent fun between a naked guy and 2 naked girls, on separate occasions 300 miles apart. Each in the pools of the motels I stayed at. Kansas farm girls like to have fun with out-of-towners. As far as the pool hall/watering hole, one of the fellers, I think, noticed my mini tape recorder. He started looking at me strange unless that was his way of telling me he wanted to Boots me.

 

I didn't know Penthouse Forum included sports and beer posts.

 

Not to mention references to goats and sheeps and prized pigs.

 

Would be better than you jacking a Bootsian spawn...I suppose

 

Yes. It should have said, "this dude is a bigger liar than boots."

I was waiting for the credit line, either Hunter S. Thompson or, as F_B said, Penthouse.

 

Nothing about that story is made up, fmrsped. If you'd like me to make up a story I will, but it's all true.