Yup, we've got uniforms and everything, it's really great!

I voted for Cerrano, if only so you can hear a lot of Jobu comments whenever you wear it.

 

The only name that's off my list is Dorn. Just can't do it.

Eddie Harris is tempting only because he wore No. 10. Nothing against Chelcie Ross, but the number is the only lure.

Jake Taylor is tempting ... like the character, the style-over-substance vibe, his ability to lead the team.

Pedro Cerrano ... don't mess with Jobu. Not too many drawbacks, and it's a great way to let people know you can't hit a curveball.

For me, it's either Taylor or Cerrano.

 

I say get "JOBU" on the back with your favorite number.

 

Gotta go with Harris on this one.

The best character in the series.

 

If you really want to legitimize the Harris, put various foreign substances on the jersey.

 

Fuck the players, get the manager, he was cooler than any of them.

Or get a Yankees jersey with Pete Vuckovich's characters' name.

 

Clew Haywood

 

I thought about getting a Clue Heywood jersey, but that would mean I would be buying a Yanks jersey and I can't buy from Satan's Sartorials, even for a great movie reference.

 

I've seen someone wearing a Roger Dorn jersey while playing slow-pitch softball.

So...

I'd probably go with Cerrano. You can walk around saying "F~~~ you, Joboo. I do it myself."

Plus, the guy later went on to become the President.