Yup, we've got uniforms and everything, it's really great!

He leads the lead in most offensive categories including nose hair.

 

I've decided that if and when I get one, it's Jobu. Number 13.

 

Has to be Lou Brown.

HAS to be...

 

"When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor."

 

He's a convicted felon, isn't he Monty?

It doesn't say anything about that here.

Well, he oughtta be.


And you have to go with Cerrano ... Taylor, Harris or Brown and some people might mistakenly assume that you're the tool who got his own name put on the back of a jersey.

On a side note, I recently saw a Patriots jersey with the name "Double D" on the back. The number? 38. Alriiiight.

She was actually overweight and quite unattractive. Damn shame to let a clever idea like that go to waste on someone other than a stripper.

 

Gotta be Cerrano.
I like Lou Brown, but with "Brown" on the back, are people going to know what's up?

"In case you Tribe fans haven't noticed -- and judging by the attendance, you haven't -- the Indians have managed to win a few games and climb out of the cellar."

 

The official newsroom poll has Dorn in the lead, although Jobu would have been the pick if presented as a choice.