zach hampel has a blog

Oh, a list of other offenses against the game of baseball:

• Wears the hat of both teams in a game to get balls
• Learns other languages just to talk to players to get balls
• When a player throws him a ball, he thinks he has a personal connection with that player.
• Practically wets himself every time he sees Ichiro, Manny and Vlad Guerrero
• Oh, did I mention the dude is single?

 

I would love to see the reactions of the women he brings home.

"So these are my baseballs."
"I have to go now."

 

He also creates gigantic spheres out of rubber bands.

http://www.zackhample.com/photos/2005/zack_ball_200_pounds2.jpg

 

Read the blog in the next few days.

I guarantee you he mentions this thread. Dude's skin is thinner than Lindsey Lohan after a heroin bender.

 

I hope not. This kid already scares the hell out of me.

 

I think he should get press box credentials myself.
After alll..Jayson Blair! Deadspin! Sports Guy! Future! Damn MSM!
Gurgle, gurgle...meeeeeeeep!

 

Nice visual.

But pretened I;ve never had the knowledge or inclination to know who Zach Hampel is...
Now I;m axing... who is he?

 

Wow. Didn't see that coming.

Damn. Where's the sarcasm font kept, again?

 

Beat me to it -- I can't imagine why MLB isn't falling all over itself to get this guy in the press box. I mean, he's creative, developed a good concept, has 100,000 readers and is beating the pants off the newspapers in terms of ball coverage.....

 

Trust me, there isn't an intimidating bone in his body. I just pity the poor kid. There's nothing more irritating in the world than him trying to tell a Yankee fan that A-Rod is the greatest player ever and deserves all that money.

 

Was sent a suggestion that I go to youtube and look at his thing from CBS....

Wow.

Glad his mom has a basement...

 

Yeah, but he has to share it with Buffalo Bill.

Not only that, but him catching Bonds' ball makes him a complete and total hypocrite. The kid has repeatedly stated how much he detests Bonds and everything that he's done.