Zarqawi's final words ?

Did Dave Roberts strike out while pinch-hitting for Jake Peavy?

 

Does anyone know when Junction Boys is on?

 

Pete and Repeat are walking down the street ...

 

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

 

I love cheesecake, but I can't eat it. It goes straight to my boobs.

 

Time to get busy dying. Bring on the virgins!

 

"Now it's a time of great decision,
Am I to stay or up and quit?
There's no avoiding this conclusion,
My safe house's turning into shit."

 

"And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like, 'I love you.'"

 

It seems my plan to win the hearts and minds of the U.S. people should have gone through someone other than the Dixie Chicks.

 

"I see dead people."

 

"Till my last breath I'll never understand why he traded Jay Buhner for Ken Phelps"

 

It's . . .