Zarqawi's final words ?

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dis-"

 

Damn, that boots can really tap some ass.

 

Damn, I really wish I could have read Ann Coulter's book.

 

Whattaya mean, there's no 911 in Iraq?

 

Where the fuck did all these Indians come from?

Oh wait, I thought you said Custer's final words...

 

"This is the big one Elizabe-hedi-al-zaquam! I'm comin' to join ya'!"

 

That is great.

 

This feels like I just hit a car head-on without a helmet, on a motorcycle.

 

Mother of Mercy! Is this the end of Rico?

 

Top of the world, Ma. .... Um, no, make that "Bottom of the world, Ma.''

 

I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

 

The Aristocrats!