Oh. I'm saying it has a .000001% chance of ever happening for most of us.
But realistically, given the right phase of moon, the wife is out of town, the kids with her, I've had a little too much to drink, have been listening to too much early Bruce (Man, those days are gone forever, along with youth,) I'm in the wrong bar, the exact wrong freak comes waltzing along....
And the next thing I know it's 3 am, I'm in a hotel room, I've got a bondage mask in my hands, the bed is littered with meth vials, and I'm thinking, Man this is a great idea!