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    More Cuts at ESPN

    Journalism: the only field where workers advocate for the suppression of wages within the profession.
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    Bruce Feldman suspended (Update: Moves to CBS)

    Re: Bruce Feldman suspended You need to get out more.
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    Poor Jim Leyritz

    Personally, I'm just glad Leyritz had his brother-in-law's "rosemary beads" with him as he walked back to the courtroom for the verdict. Probably saved him.
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    Tommy John Surgery

    Since this discussion appears to be devoted solely to nitpicking, here's one: They no longer use cadavers for the transplant. They use a redundant tendon that runs from the wrist to the forearm. Roughly 20 percent of the population doesn't have this tendon, though, so they go to the...
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    Hilarious letter to ESPN Magazine

    Oh, now I get it, it's the "shifting uncomfortably" part that makes people laugh out loud. That IS hilarious. How did I miss the subtlety of the poop joke? Must be the bottle of Lafite I just finished.
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    Hilarious letter to ESPN Magazine

    Seriously? Hilarious? This letter, with pitch-perfect lines such as "As I defecate, I read well-written tales about athletes and sporting events, and movies and TV shows"? This letter, with its clever and inventive repetition of "What's with the ..." jokes, has some of you laughing so hard your...
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    'Whispers get loud around Michelle Obama'

    Oh, wow. Late to that party. DB or whatever you guys call it.
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    'Whispers get loud around Michelle Obama'

    Fox has moved on from the terrorist fist bump. The new one is to call Michelle "Obama's Baby Momma"
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    The Democrats and their stunning hypocrisy on oil.

    If we would just invade Iraq and take all their oil, we'd solve all our problems.
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    All-time screw ups and ultimate great moves

    Colin Powell appearing before the UN.
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    Wine Suggestions?

    If you're having a tasting, you can't go wrong picking a couple of varietals and buying three or four bottles, each from a different region/appelation. You might spend a few bucks, but you'll get it back with conversation and the undying respect of your guests. Plus, it's more fun. Try this: Buy...
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    Joe Hawk on 9/11: "I did not shed a tear. Not one."

    Wow. How weird is that? The only way it could have been weirder if it was the day after your dog died.
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    Joe Hawk on 9/11: "I did not shed a tear. Not one."

    This is a great column? God, it's horrid. His 9/11 is, sadly, appropriate, since he says he cried not only for his dog but Vick's dogs as well. Of course, I can see where a killer line like "different pet strokes for different pet folks" would cloud judgment enough for someone to declare the...
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    Sly Stone in Vanity Fair

    Sly lives about 10 minutes from me. See him all the time on that goofy-ass chopper. As a fan of the music but uneducated about the whole persona, I didn't know he was such a recluse. I could have saved David Kamp a heck of a lot of angst -- all he had to do was hang out at the backwoods...
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    No-hitter etiquette

    Let the man have his no-hitter. Everybody knows it's all your fault.
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    Target vs. WalMart

    Shop Wal-Mart. Damn straight. Buy crappy shirt manufactured by indentured servants in third-world countries and sold to you by the terminal poor in your own country. Feel good knowing the people stocking the shelves will return to Wal-Mart on their off hours to buy crappy shirt with the food...
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    Super Bowl Coach (hearts) Bigots.

    I don't know why, but I picture trounced sitting in front of a monitor covered in spittle, his face red, his copy of Non Sequitur Today open in his lap, his high school report card with the F in science hanging on the wall...
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    Noted Climate Experts Shoot Holes In Gore Movie

    How about a Tsingtao, and we'll call it a theme party.
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    Noted Climate Experts Shoot Holes In Gore Movie

    "I believe global warming is real. The fact is clear that earth's tempeture has rise, What's debateable is the source. For example you hear a lot about the automobile. In reality the cars of world are only responsible for about 10% of co2 gases put into enviroment." Wow. With cogent...
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    Best Columnist Ever...

    If you aren't familiar with the singular newspaper work of Pete Dexter, there's hope. A collection of his columns, titled "Paper Trails," has just been published.
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