A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

[dooley_womack1]

Dear T_B,

Who says Tiger Woods still isn't an influential cultural figure?

Just sayin'
Dools.

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

Dear Dools,

Noonan!

T_B

 

[imjustagirl]

ijag,

if your indignation was beyond extreme, you would've defriended him without a second thought. this i know about you. so, i don't think you want to hit the button. i think you're just hurt and let down right now. let the hurt pass and everything will be fine, and you won't regret the rash decision to cut someone you've known for a long time out of your life.

best,
x

Xan,

That ship has sailed.

IJAG

 

[Songbird]

ijag,

well then, time to worry about ol' cheaty mcneighbor.

good luck with *that* one ...

x

 

[Piotr Rasputin]

Dear board,

First of all, why am I the only one writing letters?

Secondly, I came home last night to this note on my door:

Hey there, it's your downstairs neighbor Danny...I'm sorry for the note and I truly mean no disrespect but, I need to talk to you so if you can, could you maybe text me as soon as you have a secondd. My number is XXX-XXX-XXXX, and it doesn't matter what time!

Now, he and I have talked in passing when we've seen each other. I was out front cleaning out my car one day and he stayed out and talked to me while he was waiting for his friend to come pick him up. He asks me if I'd known his wife's car had been vandalized. 10 minutes later, he asked for my number. Uh, no. YOU JUST MENTIONED YOUR WIFE.

So today I text, not knowing what's going on and it's like "I'm at work, can I come talk to you when you get home tonight, I'll have to come to the back door, my wife's checking my phone" and I'm like "yeah, I'm not OK with that. I don't need any drama." And he said there's something he's wanted to say to me since that day but hadn't had the nerve.

Really? You think I'm going to bone the married man who lives with his wife DIRECTLY BELOW MY APARTMENT?

What the fork, y'all?

IJAG

How do you know he's not just looking to accuse you of vandalizing his wife's car?

 

[Mystery Meat II]

Maybe he just wanted to tell you that your fly was down! That kind of thing isn't easy to bring up in polite conversation!

 

[Piotr Rasputin]

Maybe he just wanted to tell you that your fly was down! That kind of thing isn't easy to bring up in polite conversation!

Yeah!

Maybe you had something gooey hanging out of your nose!

 

[imjustagirl]

Dear Piotr and Meat,

Please follow thread style, or you'll have to read Simmons' book.

Sincerely,

IJAG

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Dear IJAG,

I'm pretty sure that punishment is barred under the Geneva Conventions.

-2mcm-

 

[Pilot]

IJAG,

I wouldn't have ended the FB friendship. How else can you keep an eye on him/her and laugh at his/her misfortune? I'm friends with some people I used to be best friends with but now consider absolute dirt.

As for your other problem: Awesome. Sounds like you've had a seriously exciting life recently, and this guy coming on to you like that? How cool is that? I mean, obviously don't even take a step down that path. That'd be insane. But I get a real kick out of watching people make asses out of themselves and this guy sounds like he's intent on doing that.

The guy tried to hook up with you via a note on your apartment door. Awesome. Keep us updated, please.

Pilot

 

[imjustagirl]

Pilot,

I love that his wife checks his phone, so he tries to be secretive...but he leaves a note on my door with his name and cell phone number. Smart guy, that one.

IJAG

 

[Pilot]

IJAG,

Well, in his defense he hid behind that vending machine across the hall from your door for four hours and you just wouldn't come home. What's a guy supposed to do besides leave a note at that point?

Pilot