A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

[sportschick]

Dear Southwest,

Why, oh why did you you delay my brother's flight? Now he won't get here until 1:30 a.m., and there is no way in heck we'll make it to a bar in time for a beer.

In annoyance,

SC

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

Dear George Henry,

Thank you for at one point trying to slip a f-bomb into my paper. I'm glad I caught your glaring oversight so that I didn't get fired. Heard it ran in a few other papers though.

Sincerely,
Cautious Tommy_D

 

[buckweaver]

I know George, he's famous for once including the word fork in a quote from a Braves gamer, but he or anyone can have a little more than 10 inches when you file first time around. Especially when you had little to do during the last four innings of a monumental blowout.

Yes, yes he is.

(BTW, says here that I've got 13 inches on the first run. Rarely see AP optionals over 18-20, so don't know how much more you're expecting to get.)

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

Dear Southwest,

Why, oh why did you you delay my brother's flight? Now he won't get here until 1:30 a.m., and there is no way in heck we'll make it to a bar in time for a beer.

In annoyance,

SC

Dear SC,

There's always drinking at home to be done. And it's cheaper

Just trying to save you money. Hopefully your brother is in town for longer than a day.

Sincerely,
Tommy_D

 

[imjustagirl2]

Dear Southwest,

Why, oh why did you you delay my brother's flight? Now he won't get here until 1:30 a.m., and there is no way in heck we'll make it to a bar in time for a beer.

In annoyance,

SC

Dear SC,

Take some with you. As long as you drink it out of a paper bag, the cop will never know.

Sincerely,

IJAG

 

[Songbird]

Dear CW,

I'm hooked on Hidden Palms. How it happened, I don't know. But dammit, I'm hooked.

Sincerely,
Whatever.

 

[John]

Tommy, I worked at one paper that ran it. Fortunately, I was off that night.

Screw it. I blew up the picture and ran the first story.

 

[sportschick]

Dear beer,

I cannot drink you until I pick the bro up at the airport. Stop calling to me and tempting me!!!!

SC

 

[Sxysprtswrtr]

Dear SC -

Are you sure it's not Stan who is calling you?

Gordo still sucks,
Sxysprtswrtr

 

[Clever username]

Dear Carl Edwards,

Sxy loves you.

Sincerely,

Some sorta drunk guy

 

[Angola!]

Dear work,

I know everything is supposed to go up on the web immediately. But when I get home from an event at 12:50 a.m. because I had to drive 75 miles after it was over, is it really necessary that I spend the next hour typing in agate to get it on the web?
I guess so, but I am not doing this the next three nights, that is for forking sure.

Yours,
Angola!

 

[Angola!]

Dear Write_Brained -
Thanks for helping with AP style on state abbreviations that I could not remember for the agate I was typing.

Yours,
Angola!