A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

[Tommy_Dreamer]

Dear world,

Why, oh why, is there summer track? I hate it almost as much as I hate Tony LaRussa.

Yours,
Angola! - who must get up in less than 7 hours to cover said summer track.

dear gola,

please stop with the hatin'.


your friend,


tomas

Dear Tomas,

I guess the sauce isn't coming? ;D

Yours in prosperity,
Tommy_D

 

[Tom Petty]

Dear director of the baseball tournament in Olympia for 10-year olds this weekend,

F.U.C.K Y.O.U.

Pissed about the hotel hot tub,

t_b_f

dear three bags,

so what did you think of the drive between seattle and tacoma?



hugs,


tomas

Tom,

It was great. When we hit Ellensburg, we got off I-90, shot down to Yakima and took a scenic route that followed the Yakima River through a canyon. When that one ended, we hopped on Hwy. 410, a scenic route that took us through Chinook Pass through Mt. Ranier Nat'l Park. Both were simply breathtaking.

Thanks,

t_b_f

did ya get your link fixed with the photos? i'd love a PNW fix.

and if you're gonna hang in oly for too long, try falls terrace. how long you gonna be in oly? i might be able to hook you up with some cool things to do.

PM me if you're gonna hang there for awhile.


yours in randomness thought,


tomas

tomas,

I just logged into the site without problem. Go to www.snapfish.com. The email address is reaascott@yahoo.com and the password is 100299.

I'll be in Olympia until the end of July, when my main mission ends here. From there, they'll toss me back on post or in a hotel that doesn't cost so much as the digs I'm in now, I'm sure. I'll be in the Lewis/Tacoma area until the end of August.

Later,

tbf

thanks three bags, i enjoyed that ... loved the bama clothing theme throughout as well.

if you liked rainier so much, maybe you should think about checking in on st. helens. if you decide to do it, let me know. i can point out a few solid eateries on the way.



tomas

 

[Omar_dont_scare]

Dear Boss,

Thanks for assigning me to work inside on the slowest day of the sports year. We're setting a land-speed record for getting an 8-page section done.

Yers,
Omar

 

[Write-brained]

Dear God,

You're really, really whooping my ass this week.

Your prerogative, I suppose.

Just sayin.

WB

 

[Songbird]

Dear W-b,

Go to the Songs You're Listening To thread, from earlier today, and click on the youtube link to Like a Virgin. I think it'll help you.

Best,
Xan

 

[spup1122]

Dear kid my sister is now seeing,

You're 27 and work at Panera. She says you're nice, but you should know, she runs for the hills at the first mention of a relationship.

Good luck,
spup

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Dear hit-and-run mofo,



I saw you, my waitress saw you, the guys sitting at the bar watching Mexico-Argentina soccer saw you ... and the manager got five out of six off your tag. The whole peel-out-with-your-lights-off-and-hope-nobody-noticed-you bit probably isn't going to pay off, sphincter breath. Just be glad the car's still drivable.

Fat, dumb and stupid is no way to go through life, son. But it's probably the only option you have.


Dear waitress at the surf pub,

You are easily the most beautiful specimen of your gender I have ever seen. Thank you for existing.

And thank you for being one of the witnesses when the cop showed up.

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

Dear hit-and-run mofo,



I saw you, my waitress saw you, the guys sitting at the bar watching Mexico-Argentina soccer saw you ... and the manager got five out of six off your tag. The whole peel-out-with-your-lights-off-and-hope-nobody-noticed-you bit probably isn't going to pay off, sphincter breath. Just be glad the car's still drivable.

Fat, dumb and stupid is no way to go through life, son. But it's probably the only option you have.


Dear waitress at the surf pub,

You are easily the most beautiful specimen of your gender I have ever seen. Thank you for existing.

And thank you for being one of the witnesses when the cop showed up.

I assume this was your car 2MCM?

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Dear hit-and-run mofo,



I saw you, my waitress saw you, the guys sitting at the bar watching Mexico-Argentina soccer saw you ... and the manager got five out of six off your tag. The whole peel-out-with-your-lights-off-and-hope-nobody-noticed-you bit probably isn't going to pay off, sphincter breath. Just be glad the car's still drivable.

Fat, dumb and stupid is no way to go through life, son. But it's probably the only option you have.


Dear waitress at the surf pub,

You are easily the most beautiful specimen of your gender I have ever seen. Thank you for existing.

And thank you for being one of the witnesses when the cop showed up.

I assume this was your car 2MCM?

Dear T_D,

Yeah. And the forking thing is 75% plastic.

My guess is that the driver was the kid sitting next to me with his blonde chicklet. Hope Mommy and Daddy put decent insurance on his hoopty.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Dear world:

Forgot to mention that the restaurant manager comped my check. Very cool.

 

[spup1122]

Dear Xbox 360,

I don't know why you're currently working, but thank you. You are making me smile.

Sincerely,
spup

 

[Angola!]

Dear world:

Forgot to mention that the restaurant manager comped my check. Very cool.

Dear 2muchcoffeeman,

Are you married? And if not, did you get the waitress' number?

Yours,
Angola!