A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

[Tommy_Dreamer]

Dear UT,

Quality work from the polo grounds.

Xan

Dear Xan,

I think the results are worth the sunburn I got. My arms and face are generating their own heat right now.

UT

Dear UT and XAn

Please get a room

Sincerely,
Tommy_D

Dear Tommy,

Think she got a good photo of willie?


hugs,


tomas

Dear Tomas,

I was beginning to think you didn't exist anymore when it comes to me.

Sincerely,
Tommy_D

PS: Where's my damn sauce!

dear tommy,

dude, i will resend some damn sauce.


hugs,


tomas

Dear Tomas,

Not trying to offend you bro. But when another man promises another man some damn wing sauce, then that man better deliver!

Yours in alcohol,
Tommy_D

 

[Tom Petty]

Dear UT,

Quality work from the polo grounds.

Xan

Dear Xan,

I think the results are worth the sunburn I got. My arms and face are generating their own heat right now.

UT

Dear UT and XAn

Please get a room

Sincerely,
Tommy_D

Dear Tommy,

Think she got a good photo of willie?


hugs,


tomas

Dear Tomas,

I was beginning to think you didn't exist anymore when it comes to me.

Sincerely,
Tommy_D

PS: Where's my damn sauce!

dear tommy,

dude, i will resend some damn sauce.


hugs,


tomas

Dear Tomas,

Not trying to offend you bro. But when another man promises another man some damn wing sauce, then that man better deliver!

Yours in alcohol,
Tommy_D

dear tommy,

wasn't offended my man. just referring to "damned sauceness" in like manner. (maybe i shoulda included one of those smiley bastards.)

i'll include my return address this time just in case we have problems again. but you have to promise not to out me to sxy ... she stalks me you know.


hugs,


tomas

 

[audreyld]

Dear UT,

Quality work from the polo grounds.

Xan

Dear Xan,

I think the results are worth the sunburn I got. My arms and face are generating their own heat right now.

UT

Dear UT and XAn

Please get a room

Sincerely,
Tommy_D

Dear Tommy,

Think she got a good photo of willie?


hugs,


tomas

Dear Tomas,

I was beginning to think you didn't exist anymore when it comes to me.

Sincerely,
Tommy_D

PS: Where's my damn sauce!

dear tommy,

dude, i will resend some damn sauce.


hugs,


tomas

Dear Tomas,

Not trying to offend you bro. But when another man promises another man some damn wing sauce, then that man better deliver!

Yours in alcohol,
Tommy_D

dear tommy,

wasn't offended my man. just referring to "damned sauceness" in like manner. (maybe i shoulda included one of those smiley bastards.)

i'll include my return address this time just in case we have problems again. but you have to promise not to out me to sxy ... she stalks me you know.


hugs,


tomas

Somehow, I don't think Xan and I are the ones who need to get a room.

Love,

UT

 

[Kritter47]

Dear people who continue to tell me this reunion "won't be that bad,"

To say so is to ignore all history I have with my extend family, as well as the fact that this place is the isolated capital of the world, and I hate being isolated.

Please shut up if you don't you know you're talking about,

Kritter

 

[Platyrhynchos]

Dear UTshooter;

Thank you so very much for the advice on shooting fireworks. You nailed it. But, all my best shots were out of focus. Oh well.
And, after shooting the polo match (game, contest?), did you drink your tea with your pinky finger extended?

Sincerely,

Platy

 

[audreyld]

Dear UTshooter;

Thank you so very much for the advice on shooting fireworks. You nailed it. But, all my best shots were out of focus. Oh well.
And, after shooting the polo match (game, contest?), did you drink your tea with your pinky finger extended?

Sincerely,

Platy

Haha. No. People in my pay scale don't make enough to actually hang out with the polo crowd. I was there in the "hired help" camp, even they weren't the ones who hired me.



It was actually a really good time.

Having a bit of a problem getting your pics to upload. Will try again in a bit.

UT

 

[sportschick]

Dear people who continue to tell me this reunion "won't be that bad,"

To say so is to ignore all history I have with my extend family, as well as the fact that this place is the isolated capital of the world, and I hate being isolated.

Please shut up if you don't you know you're talking about,

Kritter

Dear Kritter,

It will be bad. I suggest lots of beer and a secluded corner by yourself. Works for me everytime.

Yours in family dysfunction,

SC

 

[Platyrhynchos]

Dear UT;

No need to knock yourself out on uploading the pics.

Don't worry about it.

Platy

 

[slappy4428]

Dear Father Windbag,
Mass is supposed to last about an hour, not your sermon. Might help if you stopped speaking to us as if to a sixth-grade class, instead of adults.
Sincerely,
Slappy

 

[Mystery_Meat]

Dear unbelievably hot female writer at the event I covered last night,

You are unbelievably hot. For serious. Like, there was a woman in that press box known internationally for being hot, and if she were standing between the two of us, I'd throw her into a pit of sulfuric acid and Chris Benoits for the opportunity to drink Mountain Dew out of one of your cross-trainers. Not even a doubt in my fat-roasted mind. You could shove a Molotov cocktail up your butt and not be any hotter. Truly you are made of sex and win.

Stalkerly Star-struckedly,

Mystery Meat

 

[Platyrhynchos]

Dear unbelievably hot female writer at the event I covered last night,

You are unbelievably hot. For serious. Like, there was a woman in that press box known internationally for being hot, and if she were standing between the two of us, I'd throw her into a pit of sulfuric acid and Chris Benoits for the opportunity to drink Mountain Dew out of one of your cross-trainers. Not even a doubt in my fat-roasted mind. You could shove a Molotov cocktail up your butt and not be any hotter. Truly you are made of sex and win.

Stalkerly Star-struckedly,

Mystery Meat

Dear Meat;

So, if I understand you correctly, you are saying that this female sports writer individual was good looking.

Sincerely,

Platy

 

[slappy4428]

Dear Charter,
Your internet service sucks. What good is it to get a 5 meg preview when it your signal sucks?
Slappy