With New Year's Eve/Day approaching, here's a link to a humorous old column by the late, great Mike Royko on how to deal with the aftereffects of ringing in the new year a bit too enthusiastically. Being more than 40 years old, some of the references are a bit dated, and it's also geared toward Chicago's winter climate. But it's still good for a laugh or two -- and it's also a holiday-themed column that's actually readable.
"How to Cure a Hangover" by Mike Royko, 1974
"How to Cure a Hangover" by Mike Royko, 1974