Alexa finally has something I want

[2muchcoffeeman]

Samuel L. Jackson's voice will soon be coming to Amazon Alexa devices

heck yes, muthaforka!

 

[Twirling Time]

Alexa, hold on to yo' butts.

 

[Vombatus]

Snakes in the motherforkin' house!

 

[Bubbler]

"I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherforker, motherforker!"

Please have that one, Alexa.

 

[HanSenSE]

Ezekiel 25:17.

 

[Slacker]

"Say 'what, Alexa?' again. ... Say 'what, Alexa?' again, I dare you,
I double-dare you, motherforker, say 'what, Alexa?' one more gosh darn time!"

 

[Scout]

When you ask a stupid question...

"bench, please..."

 

[DanielSimpsonDay]

ENGLISH MOTHERforkER DO YOU SPEAK IT

 

[swingline]

I want it wiff a wisp, like in Kingsman: The Secret Circle.

 

[Deskgrunt50]

"You're sending Alexa? shirt, that's all you had to say!"