Awkward dates

[westcoastvol]

Two weekends ago, I'm walking a woman into my apartment building, getting ready to do the Curly Shuffle on her cooter.

As we're walking in, the doorman-a real drama queen, I might add-says "holy shirt, did you hear about the Trayvon Martin case?"

"Um, no...we went to a movie."

"Can you believe that that scumbag Zimmerman got off?"

At which point, my date said "Good! I'm glad justice was served!" and then gets into a ten minute argument with the doorman. At the end, she asked me if she should just go home at that point. I nodded "yes" and walked toward the elevator.

 

[joe]

I had a girl vomit in my mouth during a drunken, early-teeen makeout session.

What did she have for lunch?

I don't recall if I could determine it. I immediately threw up also as a result.
there was really no way to tell where her vomit ended and mine began.
It was a little like the barf-o-rama from 'Stand By Me.'

Buck wins the interwebs.

 

[LongTimeListener]

Two weekends ago, I'm walking a woman into my apartment building, getting ready to do the Curly Shuffle on her cooter.

As we're walking in, the doorman-a real drama queen, I might add-says "holy shirt, did you hear about the Trayvon Martin case?"

"Um, no...we went to a movie."

"Can you believe that that scumbag Zimmerman got off?"

At which point, my date said "Good! I'm glad justice was served!" and then gets into a ten minute argument with the doorman. At the end, she asked me if she should just go home at that point. I nodded "yes" and walked toward the elevator.

Please come back at Christmas and tell us what kind of foul substance you wrapped up for his gift.

 

[schiezainc]

Two weekends ago, I'm walking a woman into my apartment building, getting ready to do the Curly Shuffle on her cooter.

As we're walking in, the doorman-a real drama queen, I might add-says "holy shirt, did you hear about the Trayvon Martin case?"

"Um, no...we went to a movie."

"Can you believe that that scumbag Zimmerman got off?"

At which point, my date said "Good! I'm glad justice was served!" and then gets into a ten minute argument with the doorman. At the end, she asked me if she should just go home at that point. I nodded "yes" and walked toward the elevator.

You should have powered through anyway. I was 100 percent in the camp that Zimmerman should have been guilty but, in your situation, I would have easily agreed with her to get her back to bed. heck, if she were hot enough, I would have left Fox News on while I put it in her butt.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

I had a girl vomit in my mouth during a drunken, early-teeen makeout session.

What did she have for lunch?

I don't recall if I could determine it. I immediately threw up also as a result.
there was really no way to tell where her vomit ended and mine began.
It was a little like the barf-o-rama from 'Stand By Me.'

Buck wins the interwebs.

Which one is Lardass?