Divine intervention

[Tom Petty]

Do not taunt Happy Fun Christ.

amen, doc. amen.

 

[Write-brained]

Hey, Jesus, how big was your strike zone when you pitched?

About this big.

Wow.

Too far, man. Too far.

the nails in the hands or the crown of thorns?

That's not even funny. It seems like you're going for shock value for no reason.

Precisely. Everyone knows you must have a good reason to mock Christ.

oh shirt is that ever funny. you just have to think about the source of the statement, not the statement itself.

Wow. I honestly didn't even think about that. That is funny. Except I did have a good reason - to irritate Yawn. Even God gave me His blessing.

 

[Tom Petty]

Hey, Jesus, how big was your strike zone when you pitched?

About this big.

Wow.

Too far, man. Too far.

the nails in the hands or the crown of thorns?

That's not even funny. It seems like you're going for shock value for no reason.

Precisely. Everyone knows you must have a good reason to mock Christ.

oh shirt is that ever funny. you just have to think about the source of the statement, not the statement itself.

Wow. I honestly didn't even think about that. That is funny. Except I did have a good reason - to irritate Yawn. Even God gave me His blessing.

and that's what people such as lantern boy forget: god has a killer sense of humor.

 

[Write-brained]

Hey, Jesus, how big was your strike zone when you pitched?

About this big.

Wow.

Too far, man. Too far.

the nails in the hands or the crown of thorns?

That's not even funny. It seems like you're going for shock value for no reason.

Precisely. Everyone knows you must have a good reason to mock Christ.

oh shirt is that ever funny. you just have to think about the source of the statement, not the statement itself.

Wow. I honestly didn't even think about that. That is funny. Except I did have a good reason - to irritate Yawn. Even God gave me His blessing.

and that's what people such as lantern boy forget: god has a killer sense of humor.

God has to have a sense of humor if he's hanging out at state baseball tournaments all day ...

 

[Tom Petty]

Hey, Jesus, how big was your strike zone when you pitched?

About this big.

Wow.

Too far, man. Too far.

the nails in the hands or the crown of thorns?

That's not even funny. It seems like you're going for shock value for no reason.

Precisely. Everyone knows you must have a good reason to mock Christ.

oh shirt is that ever funny. you just have to think about the source of the statement, not the statement itself.

Wow. I honestly didn't even think about that. That is funny. Except I did have a good reason - to irritate Yawn. Even God gave me His blessing.

and that's what people such as lantern boy forget: god has a killer sense of humor.

God has to have a sense of humor if he's hanging out at state baseball tournaments all day ...

god is great.

 

[Write-brained]

Hey, Jesus, how big was your strike zone when you pitched?

About this big.

Wow.

Too far, man. Too far.

the nails in the hands or the crown of thorns?

That's not even funny. It seems like you're going for shock value for no reason.

Precisely. Everyone knows you must have a good reason to mock Christ.

oh shirt is that ever funny. you just have to think about the source of the statement, not the statement itself.

Wow. I honestly didn't even think about that. That is funny. Except I did have a good reason - to irritate Yawn. Even God gave me His blessing.

and that's what people such as lantern boy forget: god has a killer sense of humor.

God has to have a sense of humor if he's hanging out at state baseball tournaments all day ...

god is great.

He sure is.

 

[Tom Petty]

Hey, Jesus, how big was your strike zone when you pitched?

About this big.

Wow.

Too far, man. Too far.

the nails in the hands or the crown of thorns?

That's not even funny. It seems like you're going for shock value for no reason.

Precisely. Everyone knows you must have a good reason to mock Christ.

oh shirt is that ever funny. you just have to think about the source of the statement, not the statement itself.

Wow. I honestly didn't even think about that. That is funny. Except I did have a good reason - to irritate Yawn. Even God gave me His blessing.

and that's what people such as lantern boy forget: god has a killer sense of humor.

God has to have a sense of humor if he's hanging out at state baseball tournaments all day ...

god is great.

He sure is.

he's also good.

 

[Write-brained]

Hey, Jesus, how big was your strike zone when you pitched?

About this big.

Wow.

Too far, man. Too far.

the nails in the hands or the crown of thorns?

That's not even funny. It seems like you're going for shock value for no reason.

Precisely. Everyone knows you must have a good reason to mock Christ.

oh shirt is that ever funny. you just have to think about the source of the statement, not the statement itself.

Wow. I honestly didn't even think about that. That is funny. Except I did have a good reason - to irritate Yawn. Even God gave me His blessing.

and that's what people such as lantern boy forget: god has a killer sense of humor.

God has to have a sense of humor if he's hanging out at state baseball tournaments all day ...

god is great.

He sure is.

he's also good.

What if he was one of us?

 

[greenlantern]

Hey, Jesus, how big was your strike zone when you pitched?

About this big.

Wow.

Too far, man. Too far.

the nails in the hands or the crown of thorns?

That's not even funny. It seems like you're going for shock value for no reason.

Precisely. Everyone knows you must have a good reason to mock Christ.

oh shirt is that ever funny. you just have to think about the source of the statement, not the statement itself.

Wow. I honestly didn't even think about that. That is funny. Except I did have a good reason - to irritate Yawn. Even God gave me His blessing.

and that's what people such as lantern boy forget: god has a killer sense of humor.

"Lantern boy." Good one. I'm the one that started this thread and I've laughed at most of the posts on here.

Reporter: So you guys have lost six in a row and fallen out of first place. Why is this team struggling so much right now?
Judas: Well, that Jesus guy just isn't pulling his weight. He's blown what, five saves this month? Dude is more concerned with saving souls than saving games. Our third baseman doesn't have that problem. He's on some sort of mission.
Reporter: Yeah, Mohammed's sure smashing the ball.
Judas: Sure is. He's a little intense, but it's really just passion. He wants all the fans on his side, whether they like it or not.
Reporter: What about your other teammates? Do you feel like they share that passion?
Judas: Some do, some don't. Buddha's always worried about killing a bird ever since he saw Randy Johnson do it. He used to chunk it, but he's lost 5 mph off his fastball and put on 20 pounds since then. Not that you can tell. And Shiva has that great delivery, what with the eight arms and all. You can't tell wear the ball is coming from. If she'd just get her head in the game and stop whining about the concession stand serving hamburgers, she'd be unstoppable.
Reporter: What about your contract situation, Judas? Any progress there?
Judas: Yeah, a little. They're giving me an extra 30 thousand for winning the Silver Slugger last season. It's not much, but it's better than nothing.

That's some funny shirt. But throwing a picture of Jesus being crucified and cracking jokes about it seems to say, "Hey, I think your religion's stupid, and I'm going to use it offend you over and over." I'm not saying anyone should believe in religion or not, but at least respect people who do. Otherwise you just sound like an immature deck.

 

[Tom Petty]

Hey, Jesus, how big was your strike zone when you pitched?

About this big.

Wow.

Too far, man. Too far.

the nails in the hands or the crown of thorns?

That's not even funny. It seems like you're going for shock value for no reason.

Precisely. Everyone knows you must have a good reason to mock Christ.

oh shirt is that ever funny. you just have to think about the source of the statement, not the statement itself.

Wow. I honestly didn't even think about that. That is funny. Except I did have a good reason - to irritate Yawn. Even God gave me His blessing.

and that's what people such as lantern boy forget: god has a killer sense of humor.

God has to have a sense of humor if he's hanging out at state baseball tournaments all day ...

god is great.

He sure is.

he's also good.

What if he was one of us?

i think he'd be offended by lantern.

 

[greenlantern]

Let's see. Profanity or joking about someone dying in one of the most painful ways imaginable. Yeah, I'm a regular pagan.

 

[Tom Petty]

Let's see. Profanity or joking about someone dying in one of the most painful ways imaginable. Yeah, I'm a regular pagan.

you think that was real?

jesus, do i ever have an ark to sell you.