Help! I need some motivation!

[dawgpounddiehard]

So I have nothing to do today.

I love football.

There are a ton of college football games on today, but really, who are we kidding, these are simply exhibition games. Aside from watching Wisconsin play for a bit (Hi, Joe Thomas, ever been to Cleveland?) I'm very apathetic toward all this.

So... I need someone to motivate me to get fired up about today, otherwise I'm thinking of renting Little Miss Sunshine while the ball and chain makes some porkchops.

 

[farmerjerome]

Hey, it's alright. Little Miss Sunshine is sitting on our coffee table ready to go. But the ball and chain is making me cheeseburgers.

Save the movie until later. Take a nap and watch the Rose Bowl.

 

[Moderator1]

Ball and chain.
Nice.
I can guess one thing you won't be doing today.

 

[markvid]

And it involves balls and a chain.

 

[PhilaYank36]

Maybe some leather straps and large studs, too. Very Bad Things would be a good movie to watch in those situations.

 

[DrRosenpenis]

I prefer "the battle ax" as opposed to the Ball and Chain. That's just me.

 

[wickedwritah]

Now we know who Lorena Bobbitt wed after chopping off John's bobbitt.

 

[Chef]

Get off your ass, and scoop the walk you lazy fork! [everyotherwifeinamericawhosehusbandcomplainswhenheisbored]

 

[outofplace]

Ball and chain.
Nice.
I can guess one thing you won't be doing today.

What do you expect? He's a Browns fan.

 

[donnie23]

Ex post facto, I hope you found motivation to stick it out through Boise State. Rekindled my interest in college football, even if there will never be another game quite like that one.