Immaculate conception?

[Perry White]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061012/od_nm/vietnam_pregnancy_dc_1

A death-row inmate held in solitary confinement in Vietnam for almost a year is pregnant and is seeking a pardon to give birth, a newspaper reported on Thursday.
...
The report said it was the first time that a death-row prisoner had become pregnant in Vietnam and that police were investigating how it had happened.

Oanh's husband was serving a jail sentence at another prison in another province, the newspaper said.

Oanh was due to face a firing squad this year after losing her appeal against the death sentence she received last year for possession of a billion dong worth of heroin.

 

[Dirk Legume]

that police were investigating how it had happened.

2 things,

One, If they don't know HOW it happened, they aren't very good police officers.

Two, a Billion Dong.

Dong...huh huh huh

 

[Boom_70]

Sorry - I thought this was going to be about Alan Iverson

 

[alleyallen]

Y'know, after seeing Boom's spelling of "The Answer", I did a quickie web search for his version of the name. It's astounding how many people are hawking "Alan Iverson", which makes you wonder about the validity and quality of what they're selling.

 

[Drock]

Dong, where is my automobile?

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

AA, I think you've stumbled upon a cottage industry for yourself...doing searches of Boom's misspellings

 

[Cadet]

I love that the ashumption here is she could only get pregnant by her husband...

 

[Dyno]

Dong, where is my automobile?

Lake. Big lake.

 

[Boom_70]

Things happen - If you read Gary Smith article on AI and Larry Brown, you would find that AI's mom became pregnant with AI when his dad rubbed against her. Yes - that is what Gary Smith wrote.

 

[alleyallen]

Things happen - If you read Gary Smith article on AI and Larry Brown, you would find that AI's mom became pregnant with AI when his dad rubbed against her. Yes - that is what Gary Smith wrote.

Seeking translation ...

{Translation} I am channeling a mixture of D_B and COCKDIAN in an attempt to divert attention.

 

[Point of Order]

A billion dong must be the Vietnamese equivalent of 3 inches.

 

[Double J]

Things happen - If you read Gary Smith article on AI and Larry Brown, you would find that AI's mom became pregnant with AI when his dad rubbed against her. Yes - that is what Gary Smith wrote.

Reminds me of Moe Wanchuck from "Slap Shot"....

"She comes up to me without even saying hello and just rubs up against me. I mean, she had her jugs right up against my suit. Nipples as hard as little rocks."

And then there's always the story of how TO was conceived -- his father got tired of forking his wife so he nailed the teenaged neighbour instead. Naturally, the kid doesn't find out until after he develops a crush on the little girl across the street who turns out to be his half-sister.

Talk about forked up. You read his story and realize that it's no wonder he's such a headcase.